That "Cotton-Eye Joe" Song Is Actually About STDs, And Your Childhood Is Ruined

No, no, no, no, no.

Remember "Cotton-Eye Joe," your favorite middle school dance song?

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Well, the song is actually about STDs, according to Urban Dictionary.

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"If it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago."

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